Airborne Rehearsal

It all started in Innsbruck, Austria while visiting some good friends. It was our last night there; my travel companion and I were in the mood for sex. Being that out friends did not know of our sexual adventures, I suggested that we be real quiet or wait until the next day when we were on the plane. (We all slept in the same room: being quiet was not really an option). Her sense of adventure was obvious….

The next day came before we knew it and we were on a 6:00 am flight for Zurich, Switzerland. It was there we realized the condoms were in the luggage. With this being the case, and a 4-hour layover, we briefly toured downtown Zurich. At 8:00 am we found a drugstore near the train station and by 8:05 we purchased the condoms. (Not your typical 1st sale of the day.) We walked out of the store giddy with excitement; I don’t think the Swiss drugstore employee was expecting this type of sale either.

We boarded the plane a little nervous, but with great anticipations. After viewing the movie “The Game”, and a few glasses of champagne, we decided to start our fun. She looked over at me and said, “follow me”. We proceeded to the 1st class lavatory (even though our seats were in “coach”) and entered simultaneously :o) She figured there would be fewer people using “the exclusive lavatory”. Once inside, we wasted no time; our pants and underwear were off within a minute. The passion was intense…then we adjusted the door handle so that the light would turn off but the door would remain locked. (This is a good thing remember for future MHC inductees). She then bent over the sink and said, “give it to me from behind”. To avoid flattening her nose against the mirror, she positioned herself in between the toilet and the edge of the sink, where I had a nice side view of her naked body. I gladly obliged….after a while, I noticed her looking at me in the mirror at my obvious enjoyment. The sexual sounds were echoing in our small compartment, so we eased up to conceal our fun and avoid being caught in the act.

Shortly after we finished, I exited the lavatory alone in an attempt to be inconspicuous. I don’t think this fooled the 1st class travelers to Cincinnati. A few minutes later, she returned to her seat. She sat down, looked at me and laughed. She then said, “Everyone seemed pretty clueless, but there was a knowing smile from a man in the first row with a lap top”. We laughed, and then got down to some other business of rehearsing the lines for an upcoming play she would be in. When I saw the play a few weeks later, memories of our daring adventure were prevalent in my mind, along with a huge smile.

Name Date Airline Flight # Time
Jeffrey Lodginski 10 March 1998 Delta 1039 Afternoon
Aircraft From To Location Altitude
MD-11 Zurich, Switzerland Cincinatti, Ohio Lavatory 30,000 ft