As a newly minted pilot, I had been fantasizing about an in-flight sexual experience for quite some time, and my wife had expressed definite interest in joining the mile high club. I had expected that, when the time was right, we would do it in one of my club’s Cessna 172’s, but the occasion arose surprisingly while we were returning home from a friend’s birthday bash in a rented Cesna150. I never thought it would be possible!
Prior to boarding for the return flight from the wine country, my wife couldn’t resist doing a little wine tasting on the way to the airport. I, of course, abstained, as any pilot should. She was feeling warm and cozy by the time we reached cruise altitude. We were screaming along at 90 or so knots, admiring the coastal mountain scenery, and I reached over to give her a friendly grope. I was thrilled to note that, not only was there a little hole in the crotch of her sweatpants, she wasn’t wearing any panties! I was also thrilled that she didn’t push my hand away and continued to gaze out the window. She immediately began to get juicy. After a couple of minutes, I looked over and noticed her eyes were glazed, no longer seeing the scenery, and she warned “You’re making me horney”, feigning pushing my hand away. “That’s the idea,” I said, pushing my finger inside her. “Can we do it in here?” she said. I told her to get naked, and she quickly complied. I put my right foot on the co- pilot’s rudder pedal, and kept my left one on my side, making room for her feet between mine. She helped me slide my pants down, and took my ready-to-burst unit out of my underwear, then slid her butt onto my lap. She got a little anxious, and asked, “What if somebody sees us from another plane?” “Who cares, I said, just smile and wave.” I was so excited, I soon exploded inside her like a new groom. She slid off and I finished her with my fingers, as she was so big by then it took at least three of them. She now wears her MHC pin proudly on a well-broken-in straw cowboy hat. Yes, Martha, you can do it in a Cessna 150!