I was on my first flight of the day doing the Omaha run from STL. I was the Flight Engineer that day and was obviously kinda tired as I boarded the plane (I was hungover). One of the Flight Attendants asked if i was ok and I told her i just needed to wake up.
Once we leveled off near Springfield, an absolutly great looking flight attendant busts in through the cockpit door, closes it. Takes of her blouse and walks to me. I was in shear heaven. I supose the pilots knew this procedure as the Captain put down the jump seat for me and the First officer sat down in mine to take the controlls. Her name was Amanda and she was hot, she unziped my pants and proceded to grab my “steering column” with her right hand and insert it in her mouth, giving me the damn best blow job I’ve had since college when my school (FSU) won the Nat’l Championship. Little did I know it but as she wipped off her mouth and proceeded back to cabin We were clearing the ILS for runway 04L and I run back to my seat with “it” still hanging out. We made a picture perfect landing and after doing the post flight shut downs Mark the First officer and i got up to greet the pax. They were ahead of me and I got up not knowing my fly was still down. Luckly the First officer caught it before I walked out and told me.
If I ever see Amanda again (I havent yet) I’d love to give her the damn best screwin ever!