I recently heard on the X-Show all about the Mile-High club. I have heard of it before but on this show thy explained exactly what it was and how to become a member. I always thought it was just something to say, but I was about to find out that it was real, and it was really cool.
I was flying home from a long vacation that I took with a friend. He ended up on a different flight, which really sucked, but it turned out all right…I had my mind set on other things than talking to a friend. I didn’t scope out my target until I was at the ticket collector. There was a girl named Lela who was 26. This worked out ok because I am 24. She was hot…And I was hot for her.
We ended up in the same aisle. I wasn’t sure as to how I was gonna start this conversation up, so I started with a sweet pickup line…”Come here often?” Cheesy I know, but it was more of a humorous thing. We
started talking and I found out she was a stripper going to visit a friend. That was why she was so hot. Our conversation began to steer toward her career and naturally into other intimate experiences. I jokingly brought up the mile high club and she took me more serious than I had expected. She made a comment like “See you in a second…” and headed for the small lavatory. I followed and found the room,
rather big for a plane bathroom. There was just enough room for her to mount me while I was sitting down.
It was really funny when a Flight attendant knocked on the door to see if I was okay. Apparently another
passenger had made a comment that I was making strange noises.
After we were finished, The guy that was sitting next to me gave me a quiet applause when I sat down.. This was an experience that I will be able to talk about forever…