Category Fall 2000

Lookie No Panties

I made a five hour drive to Chicago from my home with a pretty blond girl who was in my high school class. She was also going to New York on business. I was going to see family. Planes were…

Sparks a Fond Memory

On the way back from a family vacation in Southern California my beautiful wife agreed to join the Mile High Club. While our four children watched the movie, we went to the lavatory in the back of the plane and…

OK, I’m Selfish

Nothing like a little in-flight service to take the edge off of a crowded flight! Ms. Anne Gomez (last names have been changed to protect the innocent) and I are co-workers. Through a little fortuitous planning we arranged to be…

Just Obeying Commands

Myself and the unit Maintenance Officer were en route from Pisa to Venice in support of a multi-service exercise. We were at 12,500 MSL, over the Alps, in IFR with zero, zero. The Blackhawk requires 2 pilots to effectively cover…