Briefly, I was dating an adventuresome college woman (Engineering). We were coming back from a quick weekend at my cousins house and before we went on the trip I told her about a near miss with these 2 fun women on my trip to New Zealand. (shucks).

Anyway, as the plane leveled off and being wired from the thought of doing the deed in mid air, I saw that the restroom was open. When I mentioned it to Johanna, she didn’t think I was serious, but jumped at the chance. College girls love new experiences. Anyway, we both entered the tiny lavatory and being primed since take-off, I was like a jet and it was over before we knew it. When we left I was nervous and told her to make believe that she helped me change a bandage (or something;).

Anyway, being as nervous as I was, we ran out of the bathroom with me saying “thanx, honey for the help with the bandage”. I glanced up and (I swear) the pilot was standing there…

Those guys must have a mini-camera in those rooms.

True story.