Airline: Oman Air
Flight Number: WY815
From: Muscat, Oman To: Bangkok, Thailand
Time: Morning
Aircraft: 767
Location: Lavatory
Altitude: 40,000 Feet
The Story: I was seeing this girl I work with and we had planned a trip with three other friends/colleagues to Thailand for two weeks. A week before the flight, we were discussing how cool it would be to have sex on the plane and so we tried to figure out how to do it. All the suggestions we could find were to do it on a red eye flight and in the lavatory or under the blanket with a row for ourselves. Unfortunately, our flight was at 9am and fully booked so we weren’t too confident with our chances of pulling it off. To make matters worse, the night before I got a fractured chest bone from an elbow to the chest during a game in a consulting football tournament. On the flight, it was really difficult for me to fall asleep as the pain was really annoying, and we were both drifting in and out of sleep. At some point mid-flight when the lights were off and most of the passengers were asleep, she looks at me – me barely with my eyes open – and says “do you want to do it?” which literally woke me the f up. To plan it well, we both connected our airpods to my phone and decided on a code of pausing, playing, and skipping songs to mean “don’t come”, “come”, and “faster” respectively. I first gave it a shot and went to the lavatory. We used the code and she paused the song to tell me she can’t make it, turns out a few women were waiting at the door. I went back to my seat and she then tried. She played the song signalling me to come, but the hostess was at the door. After like 20 seconds, the hostess left and I got up. I was about to knock when she opened the door believing it was over. She opened the door, we looked at each other, and I walked in. 5 mins later we were done and had to figure out how to make it out. Using my injury to my advantage, I took off my shirt and placed a ball of wet tissues on my chest to make it seem as if I’m trying to ease my pain (?!). We walked out with her holding me and helping me and there was this old man waiting for the lavatory and couldn’t care less what we had done. We went back to our seats and I asked the hostess for some ice to make the lie believable, albeit the ice did help with the pain. We then looked at each other and high-fived so hard it almost woke 4 rows up