I had just gotten my private pilot’s license and was anxious to join the MHC. We had a kinky receptionist where I worked and I made her an offer she couldn’t refuse. I rented a Cessna 172 4 seater and flew local over Oklahome City out of Wiley Post Airport. I climbed to about 7500 ft with one hand steering and one hand massaging. I had figured getting head would satisfy the qualifications but my friend had other ideas. After getting me hard with her magic mouth she raised up her sun dress to reveal she had nothing on underneath. She quickly straddled me as I put the plane in a shallow turn and began to fly in circles. I had to concentrate on not crashing the plane so I had to look over her shoulder to see the instruments. She got off in no time (she was really into it) but it took me a while. I thought I was doing a good job of flying the plane but noticed right after I came that I had climbed to 10,000 feet. As she got back in the right hand seat and we were straightening ourselves out I leveled the plane out and looked ahead of me. We saw a marvelous sight. One of the space shuttles that had just returned from a mission and had landed in California was being ferried back to Florida on top of an Air Force 747. It was on a long final approach to land and refuel at Tinker Air Force Base in suburban Oklahoma City. We watched in awe as it flew (seemingly so slowly) directly across our line of sight and landed. What an experience. I feel that the only true MHC’s are when you’re flying the plane. What kind of points do you get for trains, ships and buses?