Airline: Pan Am

From: JFK New York

To: Rio De Janeiro Brazil

Time: Evening

Aircraft: 747

Location: Business Class

Altitude: 35000

Comments: My wife and I were flying from JFK in New York City to Rio for a ten day vacation, flying business class. About three hours into the flight we decided to have sex, but my wife didn’t want to try it in the seat, so we decided to go to the bathroom. We didn’t want to be obvious, so my wife went in first, then I followed a minute later. But, as I walked to the bathroom door, an older lady told me that there was someone in the bathroom already. I pushed the door open and told her it was not occupied. She had a startled look on her face.

So, we took our pants off and my wife stood across the toilet and we did it. After we cleaned ourselves up, I left the bathroom, and, this woman was trying to figure out why I was in there so long. Then, my wife came out…you should have seen the puzzled look on her face.
We were hystericaly laughing.